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- ARE YOU READY, KIDS?

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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all: AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.

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- ♪ OHH... ♪

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.
- READY?

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all: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

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- SPONGEBOB

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SQUAREPANTS.

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[laughing]

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♪ ♪

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[waves crashing]

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[jolly instrumental music]

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♪ ♪

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- [snoring]

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[foghorn blares]

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[inhales deeply]

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[exhales]

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GOOD MORNING, DAY.

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[humming]

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crack!

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OW!

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I STUBBED MY TOE.

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[sobs]

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I STUBBED MY TOE!

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[cries]

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rip!

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OH, THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT.

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[sobs]

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- AND THAT WAS AJA
BY EELY DAN.

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NEXT UP IS LIONEL FISHY
WITH HIS HIT, SAD SONG.

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[somber string music]

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- [cries]

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A SO SAD SONG!

44
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- THAT SPONGEBOB
IS SUCH A CRYBABY.

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LUCKY ME.

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I GET TO WORK WITH HIM ALL DAY.

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- [wailing]

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♪ LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

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♪ LA-LA-BOP-BOP-BA-DA ♪

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YOW!
- SPONGEBOB, GUESS WHAT.

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YEAH, I'LL COME BACK LATER.

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- HE WAS A GOOD LITTLE
KRABBY PATTY.

53
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[sniffles]

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I DIDN'T KNOW HIM WELL,

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BUT IN THE FEW SHORT SECONDS

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BETWEEN GRILL AND FLOOR...

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I CAME TO LOVE HIM.

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[cries]

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IT JUST ISN'T FAIR!

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[sobbing]

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- SPONGEBOB,
WILL YOU STOP CRYING?

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- BUT THE KRABBY PATTY FELL ON
THE FLOOR AND THEN HE--

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- KRABBY PATTY NOTHING.

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- BUT--

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- KRABBY PATTY NOTHING!

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[breathes heavily]

67
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WHAT NOW?

68
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- YOU YELLED AT ME.

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YOU YELLED AT ME!

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[sobs]

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- ALL RIGHT, LOOK.

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SO FAR TODAY,

73
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AND IT'S NOT EVEN 2:00 YET,

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YOU HAVE CRIED
43 TIMES.

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- AND YOU WROTE THAT NUMBER
ON A CHALKBOARD?

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- YES!

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- WHY?

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- I HAVE NO IDEA.

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- OH, SQUIDWARD,
THERE'S NO WAY I CRY THAT MUCH.

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THERE'S NOT THAT MANY TEARS
IN MY BRAIN.

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- AU CONTRAIRE.

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- WHAT'S THIS?

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- IT'S A QUICK MONTAGE
OF FLASHBACKS

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I'VE EDITED TOGETHER

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THAT SHOWS THE HUNDREDS OF TEARS

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YOU HAVE CRIED OVER THE YEARS.

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- [crying]

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[sniffling]

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[sobbing]

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STOP.
IT BURNS.

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[French narrator]
THOUSANDS OF TEARS LATER...

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- [crying]

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WOW.

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GUESS I DO CRY A LOT.

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I PROMISE I WON'T CRY ANYMORE.

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- OH, NONSENSE.

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I BET YOU CAN'T GO THE REST
OF THE DAY WITHOUT CRYING.

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- EXCUSE ME A MINUTE.

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[phone ringing]

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- [slowly]
STAR RESIDENCE.

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PATRICK SPEAKING.

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- HEY, PATRICK.

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- HEY, BUDDY!

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IS IT 7:30 ALREADY?

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- NO, I'M STILL AT WORK.

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- HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

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- DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD GO
THE REST OF THE DAY

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WITHOUT CRYING?

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- WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN.

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- OKAY, GREAT.
THANKS, PATRICK.

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- SURE.

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DID YOU REMEMBER TO PUT
THAT PACKAGE OUTSIDE

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WHERE I TOLD YOU?

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- YEAH, BUT I LEFT IT
IN A DIFFERENT SPOT.

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JUST ASK GARY.
HE KNOWS WHERE IT IS.

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- [chuckles]

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HEY, GOOD ONE, BUDDY.

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YOU ALMOST HAD ME THERE.

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- [laughs] OKAY.

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- YEAH, TALK TO YOU LATER.

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- ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU.

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OKAY, IT'S A BET.

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- FINE.

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IF YOU CRY ONE TEAR
BEFORE MIDNIGHT,

125
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YOU HAVE TO WASH MY BIKE,

126
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CLEAN OUT MY RAIN GUTTERS,

127
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AND DO ALL MY YARD WORK
FOR A YEAR.

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- SOUNDS FAIR TO ME.

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AND IF I MAKE IT TO MIDNIGHT
WITHOUT CRYING,

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YOU'LL COME TO A SLUMBER PARTY
AT MY PLACE,

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JUST YOU AND ME.

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- [gags]

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- OOH, WHAT'S A MATTER?

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- UM, NOTHING.

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I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE
IN MY MOUTH.

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NO NEED TO WORRY, SQUIDDY.

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YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.

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HE'LL BE CRYING IN TEN MINUTES.

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HA!

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[laughs]

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HA.

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- THANKS AGAIN FOR WALKING HOME
WITH ME, SQUIDWARD.

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- THERE'S A FIRST TIME
FOR EVERYTHING.

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ALSO I'D LIKE TO WIN THIS BET
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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[snickers maniacally]

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- I'M NOT GONNA CRY.

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I'M NOT GONNA CRY.

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I CAN DO THIS.

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- DO WHAT?

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OH, MY.

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WHAT A LOVELY SUNSET.

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TAKE A LOOK, SPONGEBOB.

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- [gasps]

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- ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?

155
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- I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL UNDERWATER SUNSET.

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- REALLY TUGS AT
THE HEARTSTRINGS, DOESN'T IT?

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- MM-HMM.

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IT...

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[angelic singing]

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- [chuckles]

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IS THAT A TEAR I SEE?

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- OH, WELL, SUNSET'S OVER.

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- UGH.

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- NICE OF YOU TO DROP IN,
NEIGHBOR.

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- NICE OF YOU TO HAVE ME.
I--

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OH, LOOK, SPONGEBOB.

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GARY'S SLEEPING.

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- [snoring]

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- AW, HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL.

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- THAT IS JUST SO ADORABLE.

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ALMOST MAKES YOU WANT TO CRY.

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- YEAH...

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NO.

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THERE SHALL BE NO TEARS
IN THIS HOUSE TONIGHT.

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♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

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- OH, SPONGEBOB?

177
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- YES?
- YOUR MAIL'S HERE.

178
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OOH.
OH, LOOK.

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IT'S A POSTCARD FROM
YOUR DEAR MOTHER AND FATHER

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SO FAR AWAY.

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- MOTHER?
FATHER?

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- "DEAR SPONGEBOB,
WE ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME

183
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"IN THE SOUTH SEAS,

184
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AND WE MISS YOU
VERY, VERY MUCH."

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- OH...

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MY SUBSCRIPTION TO JELLY FISHING
MONTHLY'SEXPIRED.

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REMIND ME TO RENEW THAT,
WILL YOU, SQUIDWARD?

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- NO PROBLEM.

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- WELCOME BACK
TO BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS.

190
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OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT,

191
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A SERIES OF SAD TALES.

192
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- OOH, LET'S TURN IT UP.

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- TRAGEDY IN THE PARK

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WHEN A YOUNG SNAIL
CAUGHT IN A TREE

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ALMOST DIDN'T GET DOWN.

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- MEOW.

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- [gasps]

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- HOWEVER,

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HE DID...

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GET DOWN.

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- HOORAY!

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- COMING UP,

203
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AN INTERVIEW WITH A MANATEE

204
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WHO DIDN'T GET WHAT HE WANTED
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.

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- OH, NO.

206
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- AND FINALLY, SAD NEWS

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FOR MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY FANS.

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- WHAT? WHAT?
WHAT?

209
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- THEY WILL ONLY BE SHOWING

210
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THE MERMAID MAN
AND BARNACLE BOY SHOW

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SEVEN TIMES A DAY
INSTEAD OF EIGHT.

212
00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:06,862
- LET'S WATCH SOMETHING ELSE,
SQUIDWARD, OKAY?

213
00:08:06,931 --> 00:08:07,931
- FINE!

214
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- HEY, DAD.

215
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HOW ABOUT A GAME OF CATCH?

216
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- SORRY, SON.

217
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I'M LATE FOR WORK.

218
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- OKAY, DAD.

219
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- I GUESS I CAN STAY
FOR A FEW THROWS.

220
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- I LOVE YOU, DAD.

221
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- I LOVE YOU, SON.

222
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zap!

223
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- UGH!

224
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[panting]

225
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YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT
THAT TELEVISION--

226
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ROTS THE BRAIN.

227
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- HEY, THANKS FOR THE TV,
SPONGEBOB.

228
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I'M GONNA WATCH IT ALL NIGHT.

229
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[clock ticking]

230
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- IT'S GETTING LATE.

231
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I'D BETTER BRING OUT
THE BIG GUNS.

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OH, SPONGEBOB?

233
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- YES, SQUIDWARD?

234
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- WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO

235
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A LITTLE MUSIC?

236
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- [gasps]

237
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I'D SAY...

238
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I'LL GO AND GET
SOME REFRESHMENTS.

239
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- DON'T BE LONG.

240
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MY SECRET WEAPON IS WAITING.

241
00:09:02,172 --> 00:09:03,724
[chuckles]

242
00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:05,517
- YOU SAID SOMETHING,
SQUIDWARD?

243
00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,241
- OH, I JUST SAID,
"RELAX, AND ENJOY THE SONG".

244
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[melancholy melody]

245
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♪ ♪

246
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- [sniffles]

247
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♪ ♪

248
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- [pants]

249
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- THAT'S A REALLY SAD SONG,
SQUIDWARD.

250
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- YOU'RE NOT GONNA CRY THOUGH,
ARE YOU?

251
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- NO.
- [grumbles]

252
00:09:27,344 --> 00:09:29,206
[cuckoos]

253
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- TIME REALLY DOES FLY
WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN.

254
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WELL, I BETTER START
GETTING READY FOR BED.

255
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- UH, SPONGEBOB,
NO, NO, NO.

256
00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:35,379
UH, WAIT.

257
00:09:35,448 --> 00:09:36,655
- YES, SQUIDWARD?

258
00:09:36,724 --> 00:09:37,862
- HOW ABOUT A BEDTIME STORY?

259
00:09:37,931 --> 00:09:40,620
- NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

260
00:09:40,689 --> 00:09:41,689
WHATCHA GONNA READ ME,
SQUIDWARD?

261
00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:44,344
- UM...

262
00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:47,137
HOW ABOUT THE LITTLE ANGLER
WHO GOT LOST?

263
00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:48,965
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A VERY SAD STORY.

264
00:09:49,034 --> 00:09:51,482
- OH, VERY SAD.

265
00:09:51,551 --> 00:09:53,413
THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE ANGLER

266
00:09:53,482 --> 00:09:56,758
WHO WAS LITTLE AND SAD.

267
00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:58,206
- [whimpers]

268
00:09:58,275 --> 00:10:00,310
- ONE DAY THE LITTLE SAD ANGLER

269
00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:02,482
WAS WALKING THROUGH THE PARK.

270
00:10:02,551 --> 00:10:03,862
- [chuckles] WALKING.

271
00:10:03,931 --> 00:10:05,931
- BUT HE WAS SAD.

272
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:07,206
BECAUSE...
BECAUSE...

273
00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:08,862
HE WAS LOST.

274
00:10:08,931 --> 00:10:11,758
HE WAS LOST AND VERY SAD.

275
00:10:11,827 --> 00:10:14,827
AND THEN HE--
HE STARTED TO CRY.

276
00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:17,620
HE CRIED AND HE CRIED,

277
00:10:17,689 --> 00:10:19,172
AND HE CRIED EVEN MORE.

278
00:10:19,241 --> 00:10:21,758
AND HE KEPT CRYING AND CRYING

279
00:10:21,827 --> 00:10:25,000
AND CRYING AND CRYING AND...

280
00:10:25,068 --> 00:10:27,482
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU CAN DO IT.

281
00:10:27,551 --> 00:10:29,965
- I'M WONDERING IF IT MIGHT NOT
BE SO HEALTHY

282
00:10:30,034 --> 00:10:32,206
TO HOLD IN ALL MY TEARS,
SQUIDWARD.

283
00:10:32,275 --> 00:10:33,413
- YOU'RE EXACTLY RIGHT,
SPONGEBOB.

284
00:10:33,482 --> 00:10:34,586
LET IT ALL OUT.

285
00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:36,620
DON'T FIGHT THE FEEL--

286
00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:37,827
[ticking]

287
00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,689
TEN, NINE...

288
00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:40,827
DO IT. DO IT.
CRY.

289
00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:42,793
EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX,

290
00:10:42,862 --> 00:10:43,793
FIVE...

291
00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:45,000
COME ON!

292
00:10:45,068 --> 00:10:47,689
FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE.

293
00:10:47,758 --> 00:10:49,586
[cuckoos]

294
00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:52,000
MIDNIGHT.

295
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,655
[sighs]

296
00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:55,586
WELL, SPONGEBOB,

297
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,655
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WON THE--

298
00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:00,206
- [sobs violently]

299
00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:08,206
- WOW.

300
00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:11,551
WHAT A GREAT SHOW.

301
00:11:11,620 --> 00:11:15,586
- WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE STILL
TOGETHER, LITTLE ONES.

302
00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:17,896
[angelic singing]

303
00:11:22,206 --> 00:11:24,655
thud!

304
00:11:24,724 --> 00:11:26,206
- MORE POPCORN, SQUIDWARD?

305
00:11:26,275 --> 00:11:27,275
- NO, NO.

306
00:11:27,344 --> 00:11:28,758
NO, NO, PLEASE.

307
00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:29,896
- DON'T BE SHY NOW.

308
00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:31,379
I MADE EXTRA.

309
00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:34,724
- [sniffles]

310
00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:36,137
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
LET IT OUT.

311
00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:38,068
YOU CAN CRY ALL YOU WANT.

312
00:11:38,137 --> 00:11:40,517
YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS HERE.

313
00:11:40,586 --> 00:11:43,379
- [cries]

314
00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:56,275
[lively accordion music]

315
00:11:56,344 --> 00:12:02,689
♪ ♪

316
00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,344
[bell ringing]

317
00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:07,000
[cheering]

318
00:12:07,068 --> 00:12:09,034
- HAVE A GOOD SUMMER VACATION,
CLASS.

319
00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:12,241
I'LL SEE YOU ALL NEXT FALL.

320
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:16,689
WELL, HOPEFULLY NOT ALL OF YOU.

321
00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:17,862
TIME TO VAMOOSE.

322
00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:20,931
- OH, MRS. PUFF?

323
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,344
- WHERE ARE MY KEYS?

324
00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:23,379
- MRS. PUFF?

325
00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:24,724
- COME ON.

326
00:12:24,793 --> 00:12:27,551
- I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

327
00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,620
- AH-HAH!

328
00:12:28,689 --> 00:12:29,965
- MRS. PUFF?

329
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:31,241
- GET AWAY FROM ME.

330
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:32,034
[panting]

331
00:12:35,310 --> 00:12:36,275
[engine grinding]

332
00:12:36,344 --> 00:12:38,310
- OH, MRS. PUFF?

333
00:12:40,689 --> 00:12:41,931
- I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

334
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,586
[whimpers]

335
00:12:45,689 --> 00:12:47,413
[engine turns over]

336
00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:48,517
[tires squeal]

337
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,275
- PHEW.

338
00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:54,379
I LOST HIM.

339
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:55,344
- MRS. PUFF?

340
00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:56,689
- [screams]

341
00:12:56,758 --> 00:12:58,586
- CAN I GIVE YOU MY NOTE NOW?

342
00:12:58,655 --> 00:13:00,068
- WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE A HINT?

343
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,724
[gasps]

344
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:05,137
- HELP.

345
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:08,068
- OH, DEAR.
OF COURSE I'LL HELP.

346
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:09,275
[engine revs]

347
00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:17,517
smack!

348
00:13:17,586 --> 00:13:20,586
- MRS. PUFF, DON'T FORGET TO
READ THE NOTE!

349
00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:22,758
- WHY WON'T HE JUST LE--

350
00:13:22,827 --> 00:13:24,827
[screams]

351
00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:27,137
WHOA!

352
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:28,137
crash!

353
00:13:32,758 --> 00:13:34,103
AH!

354
00:13:34,172 --> 00:13:36,172
OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN.

355
00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:39,172
IF MY PAROLE OFFICER FINDS OUT,
I DON'T STAND A CHANCE.

356
00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:41,896
I'LL BE SENTENCED FOR LIFE
THIS TIME.

357
00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:45,103
- HMM, QUITE A CONUNDRUM
YOU HAVE HERE.

358
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:48,137
IT WOULD BE A CRYING SHAME
TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE

359
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:51,000
IF THIS INFORMATION WERE TO LEAK
OUT TO THE AUTHORITIES.

360
00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:53,310
- OH, PLEASE,
DON'T TELL THE POLICE.

361
00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:55,620
I'LL BE A DEAD MAN
IF I GET CAUGHT.

362
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:57,034
I'LL DO ANYTHING.

363
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,620
- IT'S GONNA COST A FORTUNE

364
00:13:58,689 --> 00:14:00,137
TO GET THIS FIXED...

365
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,620
THANKS TO YOU.

366
00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:03,655
- OH, GRACIOUS ME.

367
00:14:03,724 --> 00:14:05,758
I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF CASH.

368
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,413
- DON'T WORRY.

369
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:08,448
I THINK WE CAN WORK
SOMETHING OUT.

370
00:14:08,517 --> 00:14:10,103
- HUH?

371
00:14:10,172 --> 00:14:12,310
YOU MEAN WE SHOULD GO OUT
ON A DATE?

372
00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:13,379
- UH...

373
00:14:13,448 --> 00:14:14,862
INTERESTING.

374
00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:16,379
NO, I HAD SOMETHING ELSE
IN MIND.

375
00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,000
SURPRISE, SPONGEBOB.

376
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,620
YOU HAVE A NEW COWORKER.

377
00:14:19,689 --> 00:14:21,172
- MRS. PUFF!

378
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:22,862
- [screams]

379
00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:23,896
- SHE'LL BE FILLING IN
FOR SQUIDWARD

380
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:24,827
WHILE HE'S...

381
00:14:24,896 --> 00:14:25,862
UH...

382
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,172
ON VACATION.

383
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,896
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MRS. PUFF?

384
00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:30,310
- THAT'S RIGHT.

385
00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:32,586
- AND SHE'LL BE WORKING UNPAID

386
00:14:32,655 --> 00:14:35,793
UNTIL HE RETURNS,
WON'T SHE?

387
00:14:35,862 --> 00:14:38,068
- YEAH.

388
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:39,275
- SQUIDWARD.

389
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:40,620
I FORGOT TO TELL YOU,

390
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:41,620
YOU'RE TAKING THE SUMMER OFF.

391
00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:42,551
HAVE A GOOD TIME.

392
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,758
SEE YA.

393
00:14:43,827 --> 00:14:45,310
WHOO, THAT WAS CLOSE.

394
00:14:45,379 --> 00:14:48,724
- IT ALL SOUNDS A BIT MYSTERIOUS
TO ME.

395
00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:50,379
BUT WHY SHOULD I CARE?

396
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,724
I'M WORKING WITH
GOOD OLD MRS. PUFF.

397
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,896
SAY, DID YOU GET MY NOTE?

398
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:57,275
- OH, I GOT YOUR NOTE ALL RIGHT.

399
00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:58,931
- SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?

400
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,241
- WHAT DID I THINK?

401
00:15:00,310 --> 00:15:02,379
I THINK IT CAUSED ME TO...

402
00:15:02,448 --> 00:15:06,724
UH, LET'S JUST SAY
IT CHANGED MY LIFE.

403
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:08,724
- IT CERTAINLY HAS.

404
00:15:08,793 --> 00:15:11,551
NOW SPONGEBOB, WOULD YOU PLEASE
SHOW MRS. PUFF HER NEW DUTIES

405
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:14,000
VIS-A-VIS
HER RECENTLY CHANGED LIFE,

406
00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:15,586
BECAUSE I SURE AS SNAIL SNOT

407
00:15:15,655 --> 00:15:16,758
CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO IT.

408
00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:18,379
- OH, BOY.

409
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:21,517
I GET TO SHOW YOU THE ROPES,
MRS. PUFF.

410
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:24,448
HEY, IT'S KINDA LIKE
I'M THE TEACHER.

411
00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:27,310
[laughs]

412
00:15:27,379 --> 00:15:29,862
I'M GONNA BE TEACHING YOU NOW.

413
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:32,241
- PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE.

414
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:34,000
- SHALL WE START
WITH THE IMPORTANCE

415
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:36,000
OF GOOD KITCHEN HYGIENE?

416
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,965
OR THE UNABRIDGED HISTORY
OF THE PATTY?

417
00:15:38,034 --> 00:15:42,000
- WHY DON'T WE JUST START
WITH MY BASIC DUTIES?

418
00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,034
- EAGER TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL,
EH?

419
00:15:44,103 --> 00:15:45,724
I LIKE IT.

420
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:47,103
REPEAT AFTER ME:

421
00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:49,000
"THIS IS MY REGISTER.

422
00:15:49,068 --> 00:15:50,827
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT,
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE."

423
00:15:50,896 --> 00:15:53,206
- THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT,
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

424
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:55,034
- NOW, LIKE A SHIP'S RUDDER,

425
00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:56,965
THIS OLD REGISTER
IS TEMPERAMENTAL.

426
00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:59,517
SO WHEN YOU HIT THE TOTAL KEY--

427
00:15:59,586 --> 00:16:00,586
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

428
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:01,896
- NOTHING.

429
00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:03,275
- YOU'RE NOT TAKING NOTES?

430
00:16:03,344 --> 00:16:06,034
ALWAYS REMEMBER, GOOD GRADES...

431
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:08,517
both:
ONLY FOLLOW DILIGENT NOTES.

432
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:09,758
- I KNOW, SPONGEBOB.

433
00:16:09,827 --> 00:16:11,344
I TAUGHT YOU THAT PHRASE.

434
00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:12,965
- DON'T WORRY, MRS. PUFF.

435
00:16:13,034 --> 00:16:15,724
YOU MAY BORROW MY NOTEPAD TODAY.

436
00:16:15,793 --> 00:16:16,827
NOW, WHERE WAS I?

437
00:16:16,896 --> 00:16:18,172
OH, YES.

438
00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:19,862
THE TOTAL KEY IS A BIT STICKY,

439
00:16:19,931 --> 00:16:21,103
SO YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE
FORCEFUL,

440
00:16:21,172 --> 00:16:23,206
BUT NOT TOO FORCEFUL.

441
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:24,862
DID YOU GET THAT?

442
00:16:24,931 --> 00:16:26,172
- FORCEFUL,
BUT NOT TOO FORCEFUL.

443
00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:27,793
- YOU DID!

444
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:31,862
DILIGENCE LIKE THIS
DESERVES A STICKER.

445
00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:35,206
COLLECT TEN, AND YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO A "SUPER" STICKER.

446
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:37,034
WHY DON'T WE WORK
ON OUR CUSTOMER SERVICE

447
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:38,896
WITH A LITTLE ROLE PLAYING?

448
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,965
I'LL BE THE CUSTOMER,
AND YOU SHOW ME YOUR BEST

449
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,620
AND FRIENDLIEST SERVICE, HMM?

450
00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:45,379
- FINE.

451
00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,689
- [in British accent]
GOOD DAY, M'LADY.

452
00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,379
CHARMED, I'M SURE.

453
00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:50,551
- FUNNY COSTUME, SPONGEBOB.

454
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:53,275
- FORGIVE ME, BUT I KNOW NOT OF
THIS SPONGEBOB FELLOW.

455
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:55,344
MY NAME IS
DUKE THOMAS FEATHERMUFFIN,

456
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,137
AND I ENTERED YOUR PLACE
OF BUSINESS

457
00:16:57,206 --> 00:16:59,068
IN HOPES OF PROCURING LUNCH
ON THIS FINE DAY.

458
00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:02,068
- OF COURSE, MR. FEATHERMUFFIN.

459
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:03,931
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EAT
TODAY?

460
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,344
- psst!
MRS. PUFF.

461
00:17:05,413 --> 00:17:07,379
IT'S ME, SPONGEBOB.

462
00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:10,310
I THINK THIS WILL GO SMOOTHER IF
YOU JUST REFER TO HIM AS DUKE.

463
00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:12,137
- [sighs] YOU MEAN TO REFER
TO YOU AS DUKE.

464
00:17:12,206 --> 00:17:13,517
- OF COURSE.

465
00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:14,724
HOW ELSE WOULD ONE REFER TO ME?

466
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:16,931
I AM A DUKE, AFTER ALL.

467
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,896
NOW, I SHOULD FANCY A MEAL, IF
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.

468
00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:20,034
- OKAY, DUKE.

469
00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:21,655
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?

470
00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:24,172
- I SHALL HAVE BEANS ON TOAST,
PLEASE.

471
00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:27,448
- ALL RIGHT, ONE BEANS ON TOAST
COMING UP.

472
00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:29,655
- psst! MRS. PUFF,
SPONGEBOB AGAIN.

473
00:17:29,724 --> 00:17:32,103
YOU BETTER INFORM THE DUKE THAT
WE DON'T SERVE BEANS ON TOAST.

474
00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:33,275
- UGH.

475
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,068
THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS.

476
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,000
WOULD YOU SIMPLY EXPLAIN
MY DUTIES, PLEASE?

477
00:17:38,068 --> 00:17:40,896
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING
YELLING AT ME CUSTOMERS?

478
00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:43,379
THE DUKE HERE
IS ONE OF ME REGULARS.

479
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:46,517
AND I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN
WHAT HAPPENS

480
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:49,655
WHEN YOU START LOSING
YOUR REGULARITY, DO I?

481
00:17:49,724 --> 00:17:51,586
- OH, DEAR.

482
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,931
MESSAGE RECEIVED, MR. KRABS.

483
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,551
- JUST DON'T LET IT HAPPEN
AGAIN, PUFF.

484
00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:00,275
- WELL, I SEE YOU HAD A LITTLE
TROUBLE GETTING IN GEAR THERE,

485
00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:02,551
BUT YOU'LL BE IN THE FAST LANE
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.

486
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:03,896
[door opens]

487
00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:05,827
AH, HERE COMES ANOTHER CUSTOMER.

488
00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:09,413
LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN APPLY
WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED.

489
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:11,172
- WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB,
SIR.

490
00:18:11,241 --> 00:18:13,000
MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

491
00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:14,310
- YES!

492
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:16,137
- ONE KRABBY PATTY, PLEASE.

493
00:18:16,206 --> 00:18:17,724
- $1, PLEASE.

494
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:18,931
THANK YOU.

495
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
- GOOD JOB, MRS. PUFF.

496
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:24,241
NOW, ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO
SUBMIT THE ORDER TO THE COOK.

497
00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:26,241
- ONE KRABBY PATTY.

498
00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:28,241
- OH, MRS. PUFF.

499
00:18:28,310 --> 00:18:29,551
- WHAT?

500
00:18:29,620 --> 00:18:31,448
- IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED YOUR MIND

501
00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:33,241
THAT YOU NEED TO SUBMIT
THE ORDER IN WRITING AS WELL.

502
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:35,275
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE
MAXIMUM CLARITY.

503
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:36,517
- FINE.

504
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,517
HERE'S YOUR WRITTEN FORM.

505
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:40,965
- ONE KRABBY PATTY.

506
00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:42,000
MRS. PUFF?

507
00:18:42,068 --> 00:18:43,862
- WHAT NOW?

508
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:45,931
- I CAN'T BEGIN COOKING
UNTIL THE BELL HAS RUNG.

509
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:46,931
smack!

510
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,896
THANK YOU.

511
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:50,724
ALTHOUGH A SMIDGE LESS RIGOROUS
NEXT TIME, PLEASE.

512
00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:54,000
- [mumbles angrily]

513
00:18:54,068 --> 00:18:55,517
- ORDER UP!

514
00:18:55,586 --> 00:18:57,206
YOU'VE DONE WELL SO FAR,
STUDENT.

515
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:59,482
NOW, WE DELIVER THE ITEM
TO THE CUSTOMER.

516
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:02,172
BE CAUTIOUS, BUT SWIFT.

517
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,931
I WOULDN'T GO THAT WAY
IF I WERE YOU.

518
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,241
IT'S FASTER IF YOU GO THIS WAY,
MRS. P.

519
00:19:08,068 --> 00:19:09,241
LOOK OUT FOR THE BARREL.

520
00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,137
- I'LL GIVE YOU A BAR--

521
00:19:10,206 --> 00:19:12,000
WHOA!

522
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,724
- WATCH FOR PEDESTRIANS.

523
00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:15,758
- AH!

524
00:19:15,827 --> 00:19:17,241
thud!

525
00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:21,275
- POTHOLE!

526
00:19:21,344 --> 00:19:23,241
- HEY!

527
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:26,793
- LOOK OUT, MRS. PUFF.

528
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:29,379
- [screaming]

529
00:19:29,448 --> 00:19:31,310
- TIME FOR EVASIVE ACTION.

530
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,448
- [screaming]

531
00:19:36,103 --> 00:19:37,379
[screams]

532
00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:39,551
[tires squeal]

533
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:44,655
[both scream]

534
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:47,413
ding!

535
00:19:50,827 --> 00:19:53,551
- AND THE PATTY IS UNSCATHED.

536
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,034
WAY TO GO, MRS. PUFF.

537
00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:57,241
YOUR FIRST SATISFIED CUSTOMER.

538
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,655
I WILL HAVE TO DEDUCT POINTS
FOR THAT LANDING, THOUGH.

539
00:19:59,724 --> 00:20:01,413
- [grumbles]

540
00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:03,275
THAT'S IT.
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.

541
00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:05,482
THIS ISN'T WORTH IT.

542
00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:09,241
[glass shatters]

543
00:20:13,482 --> 00:20:17,034
I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED
ANY LONGER.

544
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:24,551
- DON'T FORGET TO READ THE NOTE.

545
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,241
- YOU!

546
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,655
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU
I GOT STUCK IN THIS MESS.

547
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,482
UGH!

548
00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:36,241
- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

549
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,586
WELL, WELL, WELL.

550
00:20:37,655 --> 00:20:39,965
IF IT AIN'T MRS. PUFF.

551
00:20:40,034 --> 00:20:42,482
I SAW WHAT YOU DID.

552
00:20:42,551 --> 00:20:44,793
- [gulps]
UH, YOU DID?

553
00:20:44,862 --> 00:20:45,862
- YEAH.

554
00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:47,310
- OH, PLEASE.

555
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,034
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT.
I SWEAR.

556
00:20:49,103 --> 00:20:50,344
- IT'S TOO LATE FOR SWEARING,
PUFF.

557
00:20:50,413 --> 00:20:52,275
THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT HERE.

558
00:20:52,344 --> 00:20:54,103
YOU LITTERED.

559
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:56,620
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING
TO THE STONY LONESOME.

560
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,137
- LITTERED?

561
00:20:58,206 --> 00:21:00,068
[gasps]

562
00:21:00,137 --> 00:21:02,931
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT,
OFFICER.

563
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,965
YES, I SURE DID LITTER.

564
00:21:06,034 --> 00:21:07,655
THAT'S WHAT I DID.

565
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:08,827
- YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.

566
00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:11,344
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST NOW.

567
00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:13,413
- NO PROBLEM, OFFICER.

568
00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:16,931
TIME BY MYSELF IN THE STONY
LONESOME IS JUST WHAT I NEED.

569
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,482
- TELL IT TO THE JUDGE,
MRS. PUFF.

570
00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:23,000
- [laughing hysterically]

571
00:21:31,689 --> 00:21:32,862
ONE DAY DOWN.

572
00:21:32,931 --> 00:21:36,034
2,528 TO GO.

573
00:21:36,103 --> 00:21:40,206
THAT'S JUST SHY OF FOUR YEARS
WITHOUT SPONGEBOB.

574
00:21:40,275 --> 00:21:44,206
I'M GOING TO ENJOY THIS.

575
00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:46,000
- GET UP, PUFF.

576
00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:48,241
THE JUDGE SAYS YOU HAVE TO GO
TO TRAFFIC SCHOOL.

577
00:21:51,413 --> 00:21:52,655
- OH, WOW.

578
00:21:52,724 --> 00:21:55,068
A DRIVER'S EDUCATION CLASS.

579
00:21:55,137 --> 00:21:58,724
IT'S JUST HOW I MADE A LIVING,
EXCEPT WITHOUT...

580
00:21:58,793 --> 00:22:00,517
HIM.

581
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,137
OH, DELIGHTFUL.

582
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:04,931
- GOOD DAY, CLASS.

583
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,620
- [screams]

584
00:22:06,689 --> 00:22:07,965
smack!

585
00:22:08,034 --> 00:22:09,862
I MUST BE HAVING A NIGHTMARE.

586
00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:11,620
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

587
00:22:11,689 --> 00:22:13,344
[whimpers]

588
00:22:13,413 --> 00:22:15,344
- DIDN'T YOU READ THE NOTE,
MRS. PUFF?

589
00:22:15,413 --> 00:22:17,241
HERE, I TAPED IT TOGETHER
AND SAVED IT JUST IN CASE.

590
00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:18,689
"DEAR MRS. PUFF.

591
00:22:18,758 --> 00:22:20,931
"I'M FOLLOWING IN YOUR FOOTSTEPS

592
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,206
"AND GOT A JOB AS A DRIVER'S ED
TEACHER FOR THE SUMMER.

593
00:22:24,275 --> 00:22:26,034
HEART, SPONGEBOB."

594
00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:28,172
- [shouts]

595
00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:30,275
GET ME OUTTA HERE!

596
00:22:30,344 --> 00:22:31,586
[cries]

597
00:22:31,655 --> 00:22:33,724
UH! OW!
OH!

598
00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:37,137
YOW! YOW!
AH!

599
00:22:37,206 --> 00:22:40,724
- NOW, LET'S OPEN OUR DRIVER'S
ED HANDBOOKS TO CHAPTER ONE.

600
00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:43,689
- [screams]

601
00:22:47,862 --> 00:22:50,586
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602
00:22:50,655 --> 00:22:53,586
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603
00:22:53,655 --> 00:23:01,275
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604
00:23:01,275 --> 00:23:03,068
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